Shoes

I bought a pair of shoes on Friday.

They were cheep and I needed them.

However, the description of them is a bit more than I wanted in a pair of shoes.

"Patent pending technology with two curved pods that create slight instability while you walk which encourages muscle toning."

I'm not sure I want "slight instability" while I walk. I'm already slightly unstable.

And the patent is still pending. Does that mean they aren't safe?

And they're white. I hate white shoes on my feet. They are distracting to me when I walk.

But they were cheep and will get the job done.